Drama Kid: "What does she mean she's 'bleeding love?' Is she really bleeding?"
Me: "No, honey, she's not really bleeding. She's just so in love it's flowing out of her like blood would if she were actually bleeding." [I need to learn to think on my feet better! Thanks, Leona!]
Drama Kid: "I like this song! My favorite part is where the guys says, [imitating Maroon 5's Adam] 'and then I had to shoot him down.' I like that part." [Thank goodness he doesn't know the actual lyrics!]
Drama Kid: "Mommy? Is this a boy or a girl singing?"
Me: [Crap! Tell me he's not going to ask what I think he's going to ask!] "It's a girl."
DK: "Why would a girl want to kiss another girl?"
Me: [Double crap! He's only 5!!!] "I kiss Grammy and Nana and Auntie J. That's OK, right"
DK: "Oh, OK." [Thank the lord he doesn't know about You Tube! Is it me or is Katy Perry Zooey Deschanel's long lost twin?]
Somehow, I don't think he'd be happy if I break out the Disney Sing Along CD's. Grrr! (All images from Google Images)
