Scene: The family decides to take a late afternoon visit to the pool. The mother, who prefers to jacuzzi, notices an unusually high amount of debris floating on the surface. Father and son dive into the pool. Mother grabs the pool skimmer-cleaning thingy.
Son: "What is Mommy doing?"
Father: "She's cleaning the leaves and stuff out of the jacuzzi."
Son: "Why?"
Father: "Mommy works here now."
Son: "Yay! Mommy found a new job!"
Smartass
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