Friday, June 25, 2010

I do not like spiders. I do not like spiders. I do not like spiders. 

This morning I asked Tyler for the gazillionth time to get his room straightened up so I can vacuum. His floors haven't been vacuumed in so long I bet the carpet will be several shades lighter when I'm finished. 

He straightened up for me but I try to remember to check for stray Lego pieces and Nerf darts under his bed before I start. God forbid I suck up a droid arm! I got down on my hands and knees to do a quick scan and almost freaked the hell out.

Giving these out in place of candy is so NOT cool!
I froze and my heart started beating really fast. If it had wiggled, even a little bit, I think I'd be calling a moving van right now.


  1. GACK! That is one nasty spider! I hate, hate, hate those damn things. Why does the world need spiders?

  2. Lucky you that it wasn't real! We've been under attack recently, finding black widows creeping and crawling EVERYWHERE in our yards, front and back! They are HUGE, too! About the size of a quarter to a 1/2 dollar piece....I get chills just THINKING about them. EEEK is the PERFECT word for the way I squeal when I see them!

    Glad you didn't have to call a moving van!

  3. Black widows are so scary! We've had several too. Tyler found the first one on our back patio. I thought he was watching too much Discovery and didn't believe him until I went and looked for myself. *shudder*

  4. Dude.


    Hell NO.

    Even fake, that thing would have given me a myocardial infarction.


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