Happy Mother's Day to me?
Tyler: "Mom, I'm sorry."
Me: "What for?"
Tyler: "When I was coloring your Mother's Day card at school, I messed up."
Me: "I'm sure it will be fine."
Tyler: "I don't know how to draw faces. I accidentally gave you a beak."
Me: "Oh, well, uh, thank you for trying."
Tyler: "I'm sorry I drew you ugly."
Me: "That's OK."
So now, in addition to Phil being out of town for two weeks and the 7am hockey game on Mother's Day, the only card I'll be getting is a portrait of me with a beak.
The joys of motherhood. :D