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From the 'funny things my kid says' files:
Tyler just got over bronchitis. When he started his medicine I reminded him that he's not allowed to take it by himself. One night at bedtime he offered to open the cough syrup for me. I let him try knowing he wouldn't be able to. He asked why the top was just spinning and I explained what child proofing is and why it's used with medicine.
A few nights later I told him to get ready for bed and that I'd be down shortly to give him his medicine before he brushed his teeth. When I got downstairs I saw him put the bottle down really quickly and he had that guilty 'I just did something' look on his face.
Tyler: Mom, can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure.
Tyler: If the people who make medicine don't want kids to be able to open the bottles, why do they print the instruction on the top of the lid?
Me: That's an excellent question. You figured out how to open this, didn't you?
Tyler: [looking sheepish] Yes. [then excited] Wanna see me?
I had to laugh.